1) The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage totals 26,911 words.

2) In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.  What is the logic?  Do tall people burn slower or something???

3) Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch he spits (that's why I will never date a basaball player...unless he's REALLY hott)

4) Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

5) We can get food poisining and still go back to the same resturant and enjoy it again...YAY tacabel!

6) if a guy walks in with his "mom".......don't say anything until you are SURE. I said a couple weeks ago "that guy would be hott if he weren't with his mom"......pretty sure "mom" was a 20 year old GUY with long red hair.

~~~~~~~STORY TIME~~~~~~

I had just gotten my debit-card. I hadn't had a chance to sign it yet and I went into the store. The girl, seeing that it wasn't signed, gave me her pen and asked me if I would sign the card. I did. So she proceeds with the purchase, hands me the receipt to sign and then takes the card holds it up next to the receipt and compares the signatures!!! dumb A.

Molly and I are in Hot Topic, just looking around. And we see this rack with arm bands on it. So we start looking at them and seeing how big the holes are and stuff, just because. And one of the girls working there gave us this really confused look and says "um ... do you want to try them on?" heh, it was funny.